Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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I'm totally DESPONDENT over the LIBYAN situation and the price of CHICKEN.. -- Zippy the Pinhead
I'm treating two sets of siamese twins with split personalities.
I'm being paid by eight people. -- Woody Allen, Zelig...
I'm trying to find myself. Has anyone seen me lately?
I'm trying to make a very careful random choice.
I'm trying to think, but nothing happens. -- Curly
I'm trying to think of a good one!!!!
I'm try'n to protect what I keep inside..
I'm turning you in to the SPCA!
I'm unable to take your call in person because I'm having an out-of-the-body experience.
In fact I'm standing right behind you and I can hear everything you say....
I'm unemployed. Afraid to steal and too proud to run for Congress.

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