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I'm thinking of a number between 1 & 6 million. Guess it.
I'm thinking of starting my own talk radio show.
I'm through with takin' falls And bouncing off the wall
Without that gun I'd have some fun And kick you in the....
I'm tiny, I'm toony, and I'm a little looney!
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep.
That's deep enough. What do you want--an adorable pancreas? -- Jean Ke...
I'm tired of being a sex symbol!
I'm tired of thinking up new tagline
I'm tired of words and I'm too hoarse to shout...but, GO HABS GO!
I'm too busy to get organized.
I'm too busy to waste time leaving a tagline.

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