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I'm unsafe at any speed.
I'm up to my ASCII in file
I'm used to dogs. When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later.
A cat would never put up with...
I'm user friendly, I don't byte -- I nybble.
I'm using a ram disk with my virtual memory, isn't technology wonderful!
I'm using my X-RAY VISION to obtain a rare glimpse of the INNER WORKINGS of this POTATO!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I mustanottagottalotta sleep last night.
I must be BLIND because I sure don't 'C'
I must become a borrower of the night For a dark hour or twain.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Macbeth -- Act iii, Sc. 1...
I must be cruel, only to be kind: Thus bad begins, and worse remains behind.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act iii, Sc. 4...

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