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I'm the only individual of my kind. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
I'm the only one in my neighborhood who has a life-size map of the United States.
When people ask me where I live, I tell them E-5....
I'm the person your mother warned you about.
I'm the silly green duck with an ego the size of Cleveland.
I'm the Vice-President. They know it, and they know that I know it.
I'm the world's first fully-functioning homicidal artist. -- The Joker in the BATMAN movie
I'm the world's foremost authority on my own opinio
I'm thinking about DIGITAL READ-OUT systems and computer-generated IMAGE FORMATIONS.
. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I'm thinking! I'm thinking!
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