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• The bigger they are, the faster I run. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• I attempt to do the impossible--change my personality for the better.
  -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)...
• I do my best not to offend, without fucking with the purpose.
  -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)...
• Orange--its not only a symptom, its a crime. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• I grew up Catholic. Then I grew up. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• Faith is not genetic. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• I collect opinions like ships collect barnacles. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• I didn't mean to do that on purpose. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• I gave up believing in God for Lent. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)