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• I carry a life size map of America in pocket. When people ask me where I'm from, I point to E - 5.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I have a map of the United States. It's actual size.
  I spent last summer folding it. People ask me where I live, and I say, "E6". -- Steven Wrigh...
• Some people have a way about them that seems to say
  If I have only one life to live, let me live it as a jerk....
• I have a map of the United States...actual size. It says, "Scale
  1 mile = 1 mile." I spent last summer folding it....
• Eggs?? Where the hell ) \ | / .-'" \_ are my carrots?
  ! / _\|/.' o()(__)_____________________/ /_____\_ /'----|_/_ | 0 \ __...
• I'm the one who's got to die when its time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to.
  -- Jimi Hendrix...