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• Never rub another man's rhubarb. -- Jack Nicholson as The Joker, "Batman", the movie
• In ten minutes, the Joker poison on your Batman memorabilia will be activated
• Such a beautiful beast roaming the earth could put steam in a man's stride.
  -- The Joker (Jack Nickolson), Batman ( In reference to Kim Bassinger )...
• I wear a cape. You take pictures. It is not a perfect world.
  -- Bruce Wayne philosophizes to his girlfriend in BATMAN...
• Did you see that? This is the way I always wanted it to be!
  We've become a fully-functioning family unit! We've always blamed ourselves, but I guess it's pretty clear which cylinder wasn't firing....
• Ah good, Data, least you're functioning. Fully...Captain.
  -- Picard and Data, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2...
• You can't be Batman to all the Robins of the world.
• He was a thief, and a terrorist, but on the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice.
  -- Batman (movie)...
• Cogito, ergo Batman. I think, therefore I *BLAM*!