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• Tell the boss I am busy Multi-Tasking.
• But, boss, this IS part of my job!
• My Boss is a Jewish carpenter!
• I have a funny daddy Who goes in and out with me And everything that baby does Daddy's sure to see, And everything that baby says, My daddy's sure to tell.
  You _m_u_s_t have read my daddy's verse. I hope he fries in Hell. -- Ogden Nash...
• Tell my wife I am trolling Atlantis...
• What is a Boss? A boss is one who can tell a very old stale joke and everyone laughs.
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• I'm self-employed, and my boss is a bastard.
• I'm self-employed, and my boss is a bitch.