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I got a new phone. Plugged it in. Pushed REDIAL. It freaked out.
I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one.
It wasn't doing what I was doing. I tried to DRAW my shadow once, but I couldn't ....
I got an HT for my wife... Good trade!
I got a question for ya. Ya got a minute? -- two programmers passing in the hall
I got arrested for going 14400 in a 2400 zone!
I got arrested the other day... For scalping the low numbers at the deli counter.
I got a ticket the other day...I pleaded insanity. The judge asked me why, and I asked him, 'would any sane person park in the passing lane?
' I asked, 'Judge, nice day, isn't it?' He said yes. I...
I got a used gun for my wife, pretty good trade , huh ?
I got a wonderful tribute at the airport. They fired twenty-one shots in the air in my honor.
Course, it would've been nicer if they'd waited for the plane to land ....
I got bread and butter, I got toast and jam ...

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