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• I got this computer for my wife... WHAT A TRADE!
• Just got a new ferret for my wife... Great trade.
• Just got a new car for my wife... Great trade!
• Bart: Can I come to the candy show, huh, huh? Can I, can I?
  Huh, huh, huh? Can I? Can I? Lisa: No, me!...
• I was walking down 126th Street on my way to work. Met a fella.
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• I used to be normal, then I got my computer...
• Got a dog for my girlfriend, was a fair trade.
• I just got my wife some transportation.....great broom!