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I got lost in the time vortex. The TARDIS brought me home.
-- Doctor (Pertwee), PLANET OF THE SPIDERS...
I got mercury poisoning, it's fatal & it don't get better...
I got my brain on hype. Tonight'll be your night. I got this long-assed knife, And your neck looks just right.
-- Body Count "Cop Kille...
I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose.
Now when I get pulled over, the cop looks at it, moves it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly, and says, 'Here, you can go....
I got my line noise cheaper through Optus!
I got my mojo wholesale.
I got no prob with "Bob
I got out of bed for *this*?
I go to work to catch up on my sleep....
I got real close to seeing Elvis, but then my shovel broke.

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