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I got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches. It's either very new cheese or very old meat.
-- Neil Simon (The Odd Couple)...
I got everybody to pay up front...then I blew up their planet.
Now why didn't I think of that? -- Post Bros. Comic...
I got everything but the part after "Now listen closely".
I got fired from my job as an M&M proof reader, I kept eating the W&W.
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'm gonna use it. -- Steven Wrigh
i got gum .. I GOT LICORICE .. i got chocolate .. I GOT AN APPLE ...... i got a rock
I got hit by a Volkswagen--and had to go to the hospital to have it removed. -- Pat McCormick
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face.
I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to...
I got killed in Vietnam. I just didn't know it at the time.
-- Pal Rethershan - Agent Orange victim...

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