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  I said yes, just one, if you're in a car traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, does anything happen?...
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  I said yes, just one, if you're in a car traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, does anything happen?...
• I have a box of telephone rings under my bed. Whenever I get lonely, I open it up a little bit, and I get a phone call.
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• and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes!
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• One day the King decided that he would force all his subjects to tell the truth.
  A gallows was erected in front of the city gates....
• I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -- Groucho Marx