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  Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
• It's hard to communicate when you already know what you want to hear.
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• When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
• Living Dead the path is chosen, to live forever is to die forever.
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• Reality is when it happens to you.
• What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer? Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.