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I gave up on my wife, and married my computer.
I gave up Smoking, Drinking and Sex. It was the most *horrifying* 20 minutes of my life!
I geek, therefore, I am.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it. -- Mae We
I get all these stories mixed up, the Headlines come so fast.
.. the money, the money that the Rev. Jim Bakker allegedly gave to that church secretary...
I get broads come in here, they sit in front of me and they stare at me.
Everything I do, they stare at me. Then they walk out saying, "She's so dirty!...
I get email therefore I am!
I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
I get mail, therefore I exist.
I get my castles the old-fashioned way. I conquer them.

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