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• If you want to feel rich, just count all of the things you have that money can't buy.
• In America you can have all the justice money can buy.
• Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? -- Pick up line
• If you can actually count your money then you are not really a rich man. -- Paul Getty
• Pardo's Postulates 1) Anything good is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
  2) The three faithful things in life are money, a dog, and an old woman....
• If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. -- J. Paul Getty
• If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars." -- J. Paul Getty