Related:

• The three best ways to get where you want to go are: persist, persist, persist.
• Cheshire-Puss," she began, "would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?
  "That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat....
• I know nothing. -- Ken Thompso
• As in certain cults it is possible to kill a process if you know its true name.
  -- Ken Thompson and Dennis M. Ritchie...
• You can't get there from here, you have to go somewhere else first.
• Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each othe
  admiring your Christmas-tree ornaments, singing carols around the upright piano, sipping at their drinks and nibbling hors d'oeuvres....
• When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, "No speaka English.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...