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If you want to be the most popular person in your class, whenever the professor pauses in his lecture, just let out a big snort and say "How do you figger that!
eal loud. Then lean back and so...
If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth. -- Logan Pearsall Smith
If you want to build a ship, don't drum up people together to collect wood and don't assign them tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea.
-- Antoine de Sai...
If you want to cheer up, cheer up someone.
If you want to clear your system out, sit on a piece of cheese and swallow a mouse.
-- Johnny Carso...
If you want to commit suicide you can use my razo
it's electric, but you can hang yourself with the cord....
If you want to cure a compulsive gambler, give him the Atlanta Falcons and four points.
-- Paul Lynde...
If you want to do it, do it! -- Francesco Scavullo (from his father)
If you want to eat hippopotamus, you've got to pay the freight.
-- attributed to an IBM guy, about why IBM software uses so much memory...
If you want to feel great, you must eat something real big.

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