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  Just one, but he is never around when you need him....
• How many alt.folklore.urban readers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, to be dying of cancer and request that everybody around the world send him light bulbs so he can get into the Guinness Book of World Records....
• He's so dense, light bends around him.
• How many university students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to hold it and one to turn him around....
• How many egotists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One. He holds onto the light bulb, and waits for the world to revolve around him....
• How many Harvard/Oxford students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Just one. He grabs the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him....
• Q: How many Harvard MBA's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: Just one. He grasps it firmly and the universe revolves around him....
• How many first-time computer users -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but it takes him three hours and two phone calls to the electrician before he realizes he forgot to turn the switch on....
• Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him....