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If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize yourself as part of the problem.
-- Ducharm's Axiom...
If you visit an American City, You will find it very pretty.
Just two things of which you must beware: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air....
If you voted for Bill and Al, you actually got Beavis and Butt-head.
If you voted for Bill and Al, you actually got Ren & Stimpy.
If you voted for Bill and Al, you also voted for Hillary and Tipper!
If you voted for CLinton, You must have inhaled!
If you wait, it will go away.
If you wait, it will go away. -- Hellrung's Law Having done its damage.
-- Shavelson's Extension If it was bad, it'll be back. -- Grelb's Additio...
If you wait long enough, everything will come to you. It's called hash.

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