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If you've got a problem with this then go back, write the whole thing out using sigma notation and convince yourself that it's better not to have problems.
If you've got part of it, flaunt that part.
If you've got water on the knee, you're not aiming straight!
If you've half a mind to watch TV, that's enough!
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me. I want to hear it again.
If you've never met a student from the University of Chicago, I'll describe him to you.
If you give him a glass of water, he says, "This is a glass of water....
If you've seen one city slum, you've seen them all. -- Spiro Agnew
If you've seen one Grand Canyon, you've seen them all. -- a member of the Monkey Wrench Gang
If you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen 'em all.

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