If you take a dog in, feed it and take care of it, it will come to think:
"See all he is doing for me; my owner must be a god."
If you do the same for a cat, it will come to think:
"See all he is doing for me; I must be a god."
"See all he is doing for me; my owner must be a god."
If you do the same for a cat, it will come to think:
"See all he is doing for me; I must be a god."
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"Let there be mud." And there was mud. And God said... - Moe: Hello.
Homer: Moe, what are you doing here?
Moe:
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and a boy scout were flying together in an airplane... - One day President Reagan, Chairman Brezhnev, the Pope,
and a boy scout were flying together in an airplane... - God decided to take the devil to court and settle their
differences once and for all.
When Satan heard of this, he grinned and said, "And... - God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences
once and for all.
When Satan heard this, he laughed and said, "And where... - Apu: He is the benevolent and enlightened president and C.E.O.
of Kwik-E-Mart -- and in Ohio, Stop-O-Mart... - Whene'er I take my walks abroad,
How many poor I see!
What shall I render to my God For all his gifts to... - Bart: Come on, Chalmie, you fired Skinner for less than this.
Chalmers: Yeah, I did, but...Skinner really bugged...
