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  What? What, a bartender can't come by and say hi to his best customer?...
• One day President Reagan, Chairman Andropov, the Pope, and a boy scout were flying together in an airplane.
  Right out in the middle of nowhere the plane developed engine trouble and started to go down....
• One day President Reagan, Chairman Brezhnev, the Pope, and a boy scout were flying together in an airplane.
  Right out in the middle of nowhere the plane developed engine trouble and started to go down....
• God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences once and for all.
  When Satan heard of this, he grinned and said, "And just where do you think you're going to find a lawyer?...
• God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences once and for all.
  When Satan heard this, he laughed and said, "And where do you think you're going to find a lawyer?...
• Apu: He is the benevolent and enlightened president and C.
  E.O. of Kwik-E-Mart -- and in Ohio, Stop-O-Mart....
• Whene'er I take my walks abroad, How many poor I see!
  What shall I render to my God For all his gifts to me?...
• Bart: Come on, Chalmie, you fired Skinner for less than this.
  Chalmers: Yeah, I did, but...Skinner really bugged me!...