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• You can tell a doctor as far as you can see him, but you can't tell him much.
• IF A KID ASKS YOU where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying.
  And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did....
• If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying.
  And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "probably because of something you did....
• If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying.
  And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did....
• If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. -- Woody Alle
• Homer: Son, if you can look me in the eye and say you didn't take the collection money, that's all I need.
  Bart: [looking at him] I didn't take it. Homer: Why you little -- [strangles him] How can you look me in the eye and lie like that?...
• From "LeapTrek", a novel by Katriena Knights. Al's (Quatum Leap) remarks about Commander William Riker (StarTrek - The Next Generation)
  "Tell him to loosen up. God, he's stiff even for a military man....
• Picard: "Sarek, we are a part of each other. I know that he has caused you pain.
  But I also know...that you love him." Sarek: "Tell him, Picard....
• What the hell are you getting so upset about? I thought you didn't believe in God".
  "I don't," she sobbed, bursting violently into tears, "but the God I don't believe in is a good God, a just God, a merciful God....