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• What gets me is that estimated tax return. You have to guess how much you're gonna make.
  You have to fill it out, fix it up, sign it, send it in....
• Bart: Milhouse...do you ever worry that your mom might stop loving you?
  Milhouse: What? I'm more worried about pirhanas. Did you see that movie where they send a nuclear submarine to fight the pirhanas, and one of them swims right down the periscope and bites the guy in the eye, and he goes, "Aah!...
• See your dealer, or send a check to me: Joe Isuzu
• Five names that I can hardly stand to hear, Including yours and mine and one more chimp who isn't here
  I can see the ladies talking how the times is gettin' hard, And that fearsome excavation on Magnolia boulevard, Yes, I'm goin' insane, And I'm laughing at the frozen rain, Well, I'm so alone, honey when they gonna send me home?...
• Send me $50 or I'll claim you *ucked me.
• If you can't hack it, then pick up your marbles and go home.
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