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• Q2: "Hmm, fine, hmm, huuh, you got your powers back!
  Q2: "Try and stay out of trouble." -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...
• Hello. Just walk along and try NOT to think about your INTESTINES being almost FORTY YARDS LONG!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• You will enjoy the high praise of solving a problem of long standing.
• Never try to outstubborn a cat. -- Lazarus Long
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your alarm clock goes off, and in your dream you try vainly to figure out what keyboard command to use to turn it off.
• If you have trouble attracting men, try ordering pizza instead.
  This way you can get whatever you like--the right size, the right toppings, and once the delivery boy is in your house, he's yours....
• May Godzilla get heartburn while standing in your backyard.
• Try to develop your own personality.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...someone sticks a Post-It note on your screen and you try to lower it behind some other windows.