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• If it tastes good, you can't have it. If it tastes awful, you'd better clean your plate.
• Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life. --Loesje
• defenestration n. [mythically from a traditional Czech assasination method, via SF fandom] 1.
  Proper karmic retribution for an incorrigible punster....
• Working Cook's Laws: 1. If you're wondering if you took the meat out to thaw, you didn't.
  2. If you're wondering if you left the coffee pot plugged in, you did....
• Was my SOY LOAF left out in th'RAIN? It tastes REAL GOOD!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I suggest we start with the Springfield Revolving Restaurant.
  You know, food tastes better when you're revolving....
• It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the preside
  because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something....
• When you're dining out and you suspect something's wrong, you're probably right.