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• When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced.
  Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. -- Old Indian saying...
• You were born the wrong sex.
• You were born twins and they killed the wrong one!
• The man who is too old to learn was probably always too old to learn.
• I'm on a plane and it hits me: When did it become a federal regulation that you have to have at least seven crying babies on every flight?
  I just want to know: Where are they going? Why are they on planes?...
• When you were born, a big chance was taken for you.
• People keep telling me that I am never too old to learn, and I keep wondering why they say that you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
• You know what it's like to be dead. It's just like it was before you were born.
  Remember what it was like before you were born? -- Eva...
• After a while you learn the subtle difference Between holding a hand and chaining a soul
  And you learn that love doesn't mean security, And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts And presents aren't promises And you begin to accept your defeats With your head up and your eyes open, With the grace of a woman, not the grief of a child, And you learn to build all your roads On today because tomorrow's ground Is too uncertain....