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• Beer always gives good head. -- Women vs. Bee
• Here's to good friends Tonight is kinda stupid The beer we'll pour Is something we'll ignore somehow.
  .. So tonight, tonight, Let it be Lowbrau." "Lowbrau, the beer for those times when you just don't feel sophisticated....
• Pour a beer in your hand and get your date drunk.
• A good head and good heart are always a formidable combination.
  But when you add to that a literate tongue or pen, then you have something very special....
• Beer drinkers get more head.
• Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm? Norm: No, I know what they look like.
  Just pour me one. -- Cheers, No Help Wanted Coach...
• Sometimes you get beer, sometimes beer gets you.
• Lincoln: Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers brewed a refreshing drink from hops and barley.
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