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If you give Congress a chance to vote on both sides of an issue, it will always do it.
-- Les Aspin, D., Wisconsi...
If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.
If you give me six lines written by the most honest man, I will find something in them to hang him.
-- Cardinal de Richelieu...
If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
If you go into business to make money, you'll go out of business.
If you go into business to serve customers, you'll make money. -- Jay Conrad Levinso...
If you go into heat, package your meat.
If you go long enough without a bath, even the fleas will let you alone. -- Ernie Pyle
If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is make the rubble bounce.
-- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)...
If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...

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