If You Go On A Trip Taking Two Bags With You, One Containing Everything You Need For The Trip And The Other Containing Absolutely Nothing

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If you go on a trip taking two bags with you, one containing everything you
need for the trip and the other containing absolutely nothing, the second bag
will be completely filled with junk acquired on the trip when you return.
-- Tony Hogg

When the lights are out, no one can see you trip Messier.
Are you on an ego trip? You forgot your luggage.
Life's a trip and then you run out of Travelers' Checks.
Did you hear that anal sex is a bum trip.
A diplomat...is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
-- Caskie Stinne...
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

If You Go On A Trip Taking Two Bags With You, One Containing Everything You Need For The Trip And The Other Containing Absolutely Nothing

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