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If you hide your generic food cans at the bottom of the garbage can, you can legitimately be called a snob.
If you hit a man over the head with a fish, he'll have a headache for a day.
But if you teach a man to hit himself over the head with a fish, he'll have headaches for the rest of his life....
If you hit every time, the target's too near.
If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper. -- DeVries' Dilemma
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
If you jot down every silly thought that pops into your mind, you will soon find out everything you most seriously believe.
-- Mignon McLaughli...
If you judge people, you have no time to love them. -- Mother Teresa
If you juggle with knives, you're likely to get cut. -- Kieran Donegal
If you just set out to be liked, you would be prepared to compromise on anything at any time, and you would achieve nothing.
-- Margaret Thatche...
If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior.
-- A. J. Liebling...

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