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If you happen to think that you understand everything that is going on about you, it is likely that you are hopelessly confused.
It is not met to be understood, but it is met to be observed and comm...
If you have a deity, pray now. It's not polite to arrive unannounced!
If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person.
They will find an easier way to do it. -- Hlade's Law...
If you have a dog, write it's name on it's forehead!!
If you have a job without aggravations, you don't have a job. -- Malcolm Forbe
If you have always done it that way, it is probably wrong. -- Charles F. Kettering
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever.
Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again....
If you have an opinion we'll FLAME it.
If you have a problem with homosexuals, don't have sex with any.
If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.

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