If You Go Parachuting, And Your Parachute Doesn't Open, And You Friends Are All Watching You Fall, I Think A Funny Gag Would Be To Pretend You Were Swimming.

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If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends
are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend
you were swimming.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey