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If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent. -- Bette Davi
If you have never failed, you probably will not succeed, because even if you do, you won't know it.
If you have no confidence in self, you are twice defeated in the race of life.
With confidence, you have won even before you have started. -- Marcus Garvey...
If you have not changed your vacuum cleaner bag in the past five years, you can forget it, since it is a little late now.
If you have nothing to do, don't do it here.
If you have nothing to say, please only say it once!
If you have nothing worth while to say, don't open your mouth, and people won't see the sawdust.
If you haven't all the things you want, be grateful for the things you don't have that you wouldn't want.
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
-- Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884-1980)...
If you haven't struck oil in the first three minutes, stop boring. -- George Jessel

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