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If you have too many problems, maybe you should go out of business.
There is no law that says a company must last forever. -- Peter Drucke...
If you have to scream, you're not doing it right. -- Billy Marti
If you have to swallow a frog, try not to think about it.
If you have to swallow two frogs, don't swallow the smaller one first....
If you have to think about it, it's too late.
If you have to travel on the Titanic, why not go first class? -- Madison's Inquiry
If you have trouble attracting men, try ordering pizza instead.
This way you can get whatever you like--the right size, the right toppings, and once the delivery boy is in your house, he's yours....
If you have trouble reading the screen, consider going to an optho.
.. opthama ... opthoma.. eye doctor....
If you have watched a TV series only once, and you watch it again, it will be a rerun of the same episode.
-- Law of Reru...
If you have writ your annals true, 't is there That, like an eagle in a dove-cote, I Flutter'd your Volscians in Corioli
Alone I did it. Boy! -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Coriolanus -- Act v...
If you help a friend in need he's sure to remember you - the next time he's in need.
-- Cheit's Lame...

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