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If you go swimming in melted dry ice, do you get dry?
If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker.
It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance. -- Deep Thoug...
If you go to a gunfight, take a gun -- Charles Nichols' Law
If you go to a party, and you want to be the popular one at the party, do thi
Wait until no one is looking, then kick a burning log out of the fireplace onto the carpet....
If you go to see the woman, do not forget the whip. -- Nietzsche
If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey? -- Steven Wrigh
If you had an off switch, doctor, would you not keep it a secret?
I guess I would. -- Data and Dr. Crusher, "Datalore", stardate 41242.4...
If you had any brains, you'd be dangerous.
If you had a penny and you were on top of the Empire State Building, and you took that penny and threw it off the Empire State Building and it hit somebody in the head, it would kill him.
Talk abou...
If you had a school for professional fireworks people, I don't think you could cover fuses in just one class.
It's just too rich a subject. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...

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