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If you haven't time to do it right now, how will you redo it right later?
If you have one foot in tomorrow and one foot in yesterday, you're bound to find yourself pissing on today.
-- anonymous (Usenet FOAF)...
If you have something to do, and you put it off long enough, chances are someone else will do it for you.
-- Clyde F. Adam...
If you have tears, prepare to shed them now. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Julius Caesar -- Act iii, Sc.
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If you have the right-sized washer, you have the wrong-sized spanner to unscrew the tap, and visa versa.
If you have the time, you won't have the money. If you have the money, you won't have the time.
-- Wolter's law...
If you have to ask what jazz is, you'll never know.
If you have to eat crow, eat it while it's hot. -- Alben W. Barkley
If you have to hate, hate gently.
If you have to lie to someone, it's their fault. -- Toni's Solution to a Guilt-Free Life

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