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If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude.
That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity "happen." -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
If you get on the telephone and call an onion to hear a ring, you are a truly sick person.
If you get somebody to give you a dollar, they'll vote for you for the rest of their lives.
-- Hugh Parmer, Democratic candidate for the 1990 U.S. Senate, from Texa...
If you get the feeling that I don't love you, feel again" -- Stupid country song titles #6
If you get there, play your numbers. -- MA Driving #5
If you get to 35 and your job still involves wearing a name tag, you've probably made a serious vocational error.
-- Dennis Mille...
If you get to the end, who cares about the means?
If you get up one more time than you fall you will make it through. -- Chinese Proverb
If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.
-- The Angler's Credo...
If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day.
But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime....

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