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• If you don't beat your meat, you can't have any pudding.
• The angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the meat provided the urge remains constant.
• Karlson's Theorem of Snack Food Packages: For all P, where P is a package of snack food, P is a SINGLE-SERVING package of snack food.
  Gibson the Cat's Corrolary: For all L, where L is a package of lunch meat, L is Gibson's package of lunch meat....
• The difference between meat and fish is that if you beat your fish it dies.
• Read over your compositions, and where ever you meet with a package you think is particularly fine, strike it out.
  Samuel Johnson ['Boswell's Life of', 1773]...
• Boycott meat - suck your thumb.
• A small package of value will come to you, shortly.
• It IS the heat!!