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If you don't want your children to hear what you are sayin, pretend you're talking to them.
-- Covert Conversation Code...
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do
Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. -- Comedian Jay Leno...
If you don't watch it, you're going to catch something.
If you don't write to complain, you'll never receive your order.
If you do write, you will receive your order before your tacky letter reaches the company....
If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again.
If you do that you have a chance of dying.
If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten.
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even put. -- Dean Marti
If you drink, don't park. Accidents make people.
If you drink enough wine, it doesn't matter how bad it is. -- Anonymou

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