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• P.S. If you don't receive this letter, it must have miscarried
  therefore I beg you to write and let me know....
• In order to write about life, first you must live it! -- Ernest Hemingway
• You will receive money for nothing, and your chicks for free.
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• Mr. Jones related an incident from "some time back" when IBM Canada Ltd.
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• In order to save whales could you please write on both sides of the paper.
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