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If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep the students from just trying to yodel right off.
You see, we BUILD to that. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
If you ever wanted *mindful* drivel, this is it.
If you ever want to get anywhere in politics, my boy, you're going to have to get a toehold in the public eye.
If you expect nothing, you won't be disappointed.
If you expect something free to live up to your expectations, you had better be prepared to see your expectations shattered, since there is no such thing as a free lunch.
If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.
-- Chisholm, Third Law, Corollary 1...
If you fall down seven times, get up eight times. -- Japanese proverb
If you fear nothing, you love nothing. If you love nothing, what joy can there be in life?
If you feed the people with revolutionary slogans they will listen today, they will listen tomorrow, they will listen the day after tomorrow, but on the fourth day they will say, "To hell with you.
If you feel bad because you feel good and know that you will feel worse if you feel better, you are fairly well sure you are a hypochondriac.
If you feel good because you feel bad and know you will...

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