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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
If you fill a vacuum, it can still suck. -- Dennis Ritchie
If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't go anywhere.
If you first don't succeed, stack it and stack it again.
If you fool around with a thing for very long you will screw it up. -- Murphy's Law No. 23
If you gave to forecast, forecast often. -- Edgar R. Fiedle
If you gave up sex, our children wouldn't have to deal with yours!
If you get confused, listen to the music play. -- Robert Hunte
If you get gloomy, just take an hour off and sit and think how much better this world is than hell.
Of course, it won't cheer you up if you expect to go there. -- Don Marqui...
If you get hung up on syntax, you'll never make it to semantics. -- S. M. Rya
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