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If you don't like making constant decisions, than by all means, try to avoid trifocals.
If you don't like my attitude, call 1-800-WHO-CARES.
If you don't like my attitude, stop talking to me.
If you don't like my driving, dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT.
If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!
If you don't like the police, next time, call a rioter.
If you don't like these telephone numbers we have listed, complain! Dial 1-800-ME-SORRY.
If you don't like the way I drive, get out of the Batmobile.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the street...the sidewalk...the lawn...
If you don't like the way we eat, you'd better not come to the table.
-- Jason, The Sound and the Fury...
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