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• If you don't like my attitude, call 1-800-WHO-CARES.
• My computer just won't stop talking.
• How many Aquarians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Like, why don't you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you?...
• This TOPS OFF my partygoing experience! Someone I DON'T LIKE is talking to me about a HEART-WARMING European film.
  . -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Lady: We at the network want a dog with attitude. He's edgy, he's "in your face.
  You've heard the expression "let's get busy"? Well, this is a dog who gets "biz-zay!...
• We're not talking about the same thing," he said. "For you the world is weird because if you're not bored with it you're at odds with it.
  For me the world is weird because it is stupendous, awesome, mysterious, unfathomable...
• My daddy said, "Son, you're gonna drive me to drinkin' if you don't stop drivin' that hot-rod Lincoln.
• Stop talking! I'm out of aspirin!