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  This'll be a treat: Uncle Moe!...
• The challenge was to write a paragraph that read one way when punctuated one way, and read the complete opposite when punctuated another way.
  Dear President Clinton, Dear President Clinton, I would like to compliment you....
• It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
• I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
• You can eat a cucumber when YOU feel like it. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• J. D. Salinger... John Knowles... even James Kirkwood and that guy Don Bredes.
  .. they've destroyed being an adolescent,Garraty. If you're a sixteen-year-old boy, you can't discuss the pains of adolescent love with any decency anymore....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• You sound like a TV series! -- Rimmer.
• A gourmet restaurant in Cincinnati is one where you leave the tray on the table after you eat.