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If you don't know what you want, go to an antique shop - they've got it.
If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else.
-- Lawrence J. Pete...
If you don't know where you are when you get there, then this is a fairly poor place to find out that you are not where you thought you were.
If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.
If you don't know where you're going, when you get there you'll be lost.
-- Yogi Berra, Baseball Hall of Famer, NY Yankee...
If you don't know whether a mushroom is edible or not, you cook it all up, and you take a little bit and then you leave it until the next day and watch to see if there are any bad effects.
If there...
If you don't laugh at all, you've missed the point.
If you only laugh, you've missed your chance from illumination. -- Robert Anton Wilso...
If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.
-- Ed Howe...
If you don't like homosexuals, don't sleep with them.
If you don't like lawyers, the next time you're arrested hire a comedia

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