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• Want to speak with Fawn Hall or Ollie North? They have an 800 number! Simply dial 1-800-WE SHRED
• I think all cars should have car phones in 'em and their license plates should be their phone number.
  So you can call 'em up and tell 'em to get the hell out of the way....
• I'm sorry, you seem to have mistaken me for someone who cares.
• Computer generated voices:) 1: Hello, there are no real people here to answer the phone right now.
  2: Yeah, nobody but us machines! 1: Right, just us machines, but don't hang up!...
• Hello, you have reached dial an unpopular luncheon meat, I am pimento loaf, leave me a message.
  -- Answering machine madness - befuddle the calle...
• Myers: So let's review. You two screwballs have just strolled in here fresh from the sewer and given me a bunch of bulldink about creating Itchy with no proof at all
  and you expect me to give you... how much? Cheste...
• At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the soviets.
  American : "And in the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1....
• Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
  Maybe I could have been something more than I am....