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• It stinks more every time you run over a skunk.
• The more you run over a skunk, the stupider you are...
• You can't act like a skunk without someone's getting wind of it. -- Lorene Workma
• May a skunk take up residence in your sock drawer.
• Oh, go lick a skunk's crotch!
• A skunk sat on a stump. The skunk thunk the stump stunk but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
• Pepe: I love you, Papa Homer. Homer: I love you, too, Pepsi.
  Pepe: Pepe. Homer: Pepe. -- The Pepe challenge, "Brother from the Same Plane...
• If you see an animal and you can't tell if it's a skunk or a cat, here's a good saying to help
  Black-and-white, stinks all right. Tabby-colored, likes a fella....
• Someday I may surprise you and say something nice.... But don't hold your breath.