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If You Are A Monkey's Uncle, Where Is Your Nephew/niece?
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If you are a monkey's uncle, where is your nephew/niece?
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You may be redneck... if your nephew's wife calls you Cousin too.
See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo....
If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
You can't spank the monkey if he's on your back.
You may be redneck... if your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
You may be redneck... if your father is also your uncle.
You may be redneck... if your children address you as "Uncle Dad.
Your Uncle is as stupid as paste.
Ted Kennedy: "My nephew will walk your daughter home.
